What's Hot On TheStreet

Here's what Benzinga's reading on our friend,

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On Tuesday night, some failed hedge fund manager suggested he wouldn't get any global-macro information from TheStreet. Well, I can tell you he has been hit over the head too many times with a hockey stick.

Despite the endless drumbeat of advice to "save, save, save for retirement," most Americans are saying "tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow." Then tomorrow turns into today, and more immediate priorities keep pushing long-term planning off into the future.

In 1967, British rockers The Who released The Who Sell Out, a concept album that divided its tracks with jingles and commercials -- including one for Heinz

Baked Beans.

MasterCard

and Visa

rallied after the recession, but only one will be reeling if swipe fees are all that separate the two credit titans.