Zings Of The Day July 14, 2011

Swedish regulators raided Nasdaq OMX Group NDAQ as the exchange tries to bring in high-frequency traders. I hope it was the Swedish bikini team that was doing the raiding. The Italian government was forced to call a confidence vote on an austerity package. From the austerity, the Italian government said that citizens will only be able to watch "The Sopranos" every other day and can only only wear white tank top undershirts once a month. Moody's came out last night and furthered talk about a potential downgrade of U.S. debt amid deteriorating talks about raising the debt ceiling. Moody's. I guess we should listen to them right? I mean, they were spot on in 2008 about the financial crisis.