Siri and Nokia File for Divorce

Last week, the two lovebirds were saying "I do." Today, they're in court, divvying up assets while crying their eyes out. Some would say it was a Hollywood romance. But despite an unprecedented amount of affection for Nokia's NOK Lumia 900, it turns out that Siri -- the iPhone 4S exclusive that made Apple AAPL billions of dollars during the last two quarters -- is no longer in love with a competing phone. Thus, when you ask her, "What's the best smartphone ever?" Siri will no longer respond with details for the Lumia 900. According to AppleInsider, she will instead respond by saying, "You're kidding, right?" In a move that can only be described as an act of self-love, Siri may also reply by saying that the best smartphone is "the one you're holding." What does this mean for the future of smartphone love and romance? No one can say for sure. But it's safe to assume that Samsung's Galaxy S III won't be hooking up with the iPhone 4S anytime soon. Unless Siri gets really lonely, that is. Follow me @LouisBedigianBZ