Zings Of The Day (SAP, TIF)

Retail stocks rose today, led by gains in Tiffany TIF and Guess GES. I'm pretty sure I was the sole reason for Tiffany going up this quarter. I had breakfast there every day in September. SAP SAP has to pay Oracle ORCL $1.3 billion in damages for software infringement. Instead of being named SAP, it should change its name to BROKE. PNC PNCD owns an unoccupied house in California, after the owner was evicted during foreclosure. My favorite part of the story? That Weeds, California actually exists and not in some Snoop Dogg pot-laced dream.