Zings Of The Day (CVX)

Ecuador is ordering Chevron

to

from destroying the country's rain forests. If Chevron doesn't publicly apologize in the next 15 days, the judge ordered the company to pay twice that amount. It also has to rub Ecuador's belly and promise to be it's best friend for ever and ever and ever. Groupe Danone warned on

That must be why my cup of yogurt smells like money instead of cherry vanilla. Neil M. Barofsky, whose aggressive oversight of the government's $700 billion bank bailout program was not received well in the Obama administration,

effective the end of March. Apparently anyone who disputes what you say is "removed." Who said capitalism wasn't great?