Zings Of The Day (MCO, NDAQ)

Moody's slashed Greece's credit rating by three notches today. The rating agency cited the return of Hades as the reason for the cut, but did note that lots of ambrosia would be a positive going forward.

The London Stock Exchange is looking at potentially buying the Nasdaq NDAQ, just a couple of weeks after it merged with the Toronto stock exchange. The LSE will offer 27 fish and chips for each share of the Nasdaq, which would be a 15% premium to Friday's closing price.