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Sleeping With the Enemy: A Helpful Guide

Lifeguard Fired For Saving a Life In the Water

The New American Normal: Box Wine

TLP: "Support and Defend"

TLP: Don't Feed the Mailmen

Fat Ass Americans Get Encouragement From Kraft's New "Anything" Dressing Campaign

Nancy Pelosi Tries to Pledge the Constitution as Collateral For Unlimited Free Money We Don't Have

TLP: Seriously, FCC, WTF?

BREAKING: No One Gives a Rat's Ass About the FOMC Statement

Is The Federal Reserve Board Dissing Regional Banks on Twitter?

Now's Your Chance To Own a Piece of Jr Deputy Accountant!

TLP: Now If You Call Them Massholes, It Could Cost You

TLP: Off To Jail, And She Never Even Got To Be On 'Mob Wives'

The Media Must Be High on Bath Salts

Fortune 500 Names Fannie Mae Top 8 Company in America

Maryland Brain-Eater's Parents Begged For Legal Fund Donations on the Day Roommate Disappeared

So If It Isn't the Zombie Apocalypse, What Exactly Is Going On?

Chilling Words From the Maryland Brain-Eater's Facebook Page

The Zombie Apocalypse Is Here!

Dallas Pizza Chain Ticks Off Latin People and Conservatives With Its New Campaign