Zings Of The Day (AIB)

The FDA is going to ban 4 Loko energy drinks, as it believes that caffeine mixed with alcohol is a dangerous combination. I guess fraternity guys will actually have to try to talk to girls now, instead of just getting them drunk. Mayor Michael Bloomberg told a Wall Street Journal business forum he isn't qualified to run the U.S. Treasury. Since when are qualifications necessary to work in Washington? Ireland is in the midst of receiving a bailout package, though the prime minister maintains the country doesn't need one and hasn't asked for one. The potential bailout sent shares of Allied Irish Banks, plc. AIB higher mid day, before falling. The Irish were angry that Irish car bombs weren't being served at dinner, hence no bailout today.