Zings Of The Day (AAPL, VZ)

Yesterday Apple AAPL and Verizon VZ teamed up for the iPhone to come to the Verizon network. Now when that annoying "can you hear me now?" guy comes on, at least he'll have a cool phone to talk into. Japan will begin buying Euro bonds in an effort to stave off debt worries around the world. Not like Japan has any worries of its own to care about it. The USDA crop report was released this morning, severely affecting the grain market. I didn't get my one wish though. There was no Randolph and Mortimer Duke cornering the orange juice market.