Zings Of The Day (AAPL, BLK, STD, C)

Steve Jobs was back on stage yesterday as Apple AAPL unveiled its iPad 2. The only thing it CAN'T do is walk on water. That's reserved for the iPad 3. BlackRock Inc. BLK, Banco Santander SA SAN and others are trying to bid for Citigroup Inc. C's U.S. consumer-lending unit, known as CitiFinancial. Maybe someone can bid for Citi Field too?