Zings Of The Day (AAPL, THC, CYH)

Apple Inc. AAPL co-founder Steve Jobs's autobiography will finally be published next year. Simon & Schuster will publish the book. I'm actually looking forward to this. I have no joke here. Tenet Healthcare THC has charged rival hospital operator Community Health Systems CYH with defrauding Medicare. You mean there's fraud in Medicare? No, I would have never expected that. End sarcasm.