On This Day – 5 Stocks To Make The Loch Ness Monster Reappear (MWW, RBS, NSTC, NFLX, PG)

It was on May 2 1933 that the Inverness Courier in Scotland reported that a couple had seen an aquatic beast surface in Loch Ness. Now, tourists flock to the area to try to catch a glimpse of “Nessie”, and local businesses make a fortune out of fluffy monsters. In tribute to the monster and those entrepreneurs, we offer these Nessie-related stock ideas. Monster Worldwide MWW If Nessie does decide to crawl out of the prehistoric gloop that makes up the bottom of Loch Ness, he may well need a job. In that case, Monster will probably be most appealing to him (or her), though a quick glance at the employment solutions website confirms that there are few openings for a four hundred year old water dinosaur. Royal Bank of Scotland RBS If he does score a job, Nessie might need to open a bank account and why venture far from home? Sadly, drive-thru ATM machines are still largely unheard of in Britain, and it's not clear whether an eight-ton monster can fit through the doors of the bank. Ness Technologies NSTC Because it's called “Ness”. That's the only reason. With those giant fins, there's no way Nessie will be looking to use a PC and he will therefore have no use for this IT and business services company. But he will like the name. Netflix NFLX From “Beneath Loch Ness”, “Beyond Loch Ness”, “Loch Ness”, “Incident At Loch Ness”, “The Loch Ness Horror”, “Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster” and “The Loch Ness Monster”, there are plenty of home movies for Nessie to download on Netflix. Procter & Gamble PG After all of those years in the water, our favorite monster will probably be wrinkled like a prune. A few rub-downs will Oil of Olay will soon sort that out.