Zings Of The Day (PG, UL)

President Barack Obama

to try to cut $4 trillion from the nations deficit, by cutting entitlement spending and raising taxes on the wealthy. Good thing it wasn't a timely plan, as he was 15 minutes late. I guess being late is the new killing it. Unilever

and Procter & Gamble

were fined $456 million by EU regulators on Wednesday for

in eight EU countries. I guess the dirty laundry did get aired.