Zings Of The Day (BAC, AAPL, INTC)

Bank of America Corp BAC said it's going to spin off its last large private equity fund, with more than $5 billion in assets. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care? Apple AAPL is expected to report earnings tonight after the bell, and some are speculating that last month's earthquake and tsunami in Japan may threaten momentum. Unfortunately, there is no app for that.