Tommy De Seno: Mickey Mouse To Join Seal Team 6!

The Disney Company has made 3 applications to the US Patent and Trademark Office for rights to the name "Seal Team 6."  According to reviews of the applications, they intend to use the name for clothing, games, electronics, Christmas ornaments and snow globes.

Hoo-rah!

I know there is room for objection, ranging from anti-capitalists on the left who recoil from all things business to military purists on the right who believe in an almost sanctity of the armed forces.

I like the idea of an iconic American company embracing the military. I was disappointed with the death of Captain America in the middle of the War on Terror in 2007, and Superman recently renouncing his American citizenship. I wonder what he will do with his tag line "Truth, Justice and the American Way?"

So I say "Go Mickey!"   I know Pop-eye is the tougher sailor, but Mickey has put in his time in the military too:

And let's not forget the enemy in the war on terror has come after Mickey Mouse himself, so our boy is fully invested.

Hamas made a children's show which made Mickey Mouse a Muslim who was martyred by Jews, in an attempt to inflame Palestinian children to take up arms:

When the world rejected the idea that he would be in liege with terrorists, Islamofascists issued a Fatwa not only on Mickey Mouse, but also on his friends Tom and Jerry.    You think I'm kidding?  Breathe in the flavor of crazy for yourself:

America's top secret military campaign using cartoon characters against the enemy has been slowly leaking out over the years, so maybe it's time to just declassify it and celebrate our colorful heroes.  Who can forget the marvelous job Bert from Sesame Street did when he infiltrated al-Qaeda, shown in this real life (no joke - it's real) photo sitting behind bin Laden himself:

Imagine the awesome fighting force:  Mickey, Magilla Gorilla, Bam Bam from the Flintstones, Yosemite Sam, Underdog and Bart Simpson as Seal Team. 

And let's tip a hat to the best fighting force America has ever known: