Zings Of The Day, August 19, 2011

Bank of America BAC is cutting 3,500 jobs by September, and could potentially cut thousands more. What is it called when banks go bankrupt? Oh ya. That's right. It's called Bank of America. Hewlett-Packard's HPQ planned exit of the personal-computer business may provide a boost for Dell DELL and Apple AAPL. Yea, as if Apple needed any more advantages.