Zings Of The Day, August 31, 2011

Russian bailiffs today raided BP's BP Moscow offices with regards to a lawsuit over the company's joint venture in Russia, through minority shareholders of TNK-BP. In Soviet Russia, nothing goes right. You're screwed. Carl Icahn yesterday saying his board nominees would try to sell Clorox CLX if all of them are elected. Carl, you better get the bleach out for all the B.S. you're pedaling. 25% of the top-paid U.S. CEOs made more in salaries than the companies they run paid in federal income tax. This should go over well.