Zings Of The Day (CASY, MSFT, YHOO)

Yahoo YHOO has been approached repeatedly about selling it's 39% stake in Alibaba.com. Yahoo isn't interested in selling the stake, as the company believes it's a great way to get upside in China. All the company has to do is become relevant to the rest of the world, and we're good. That's an easy task, right? Microsoft's MSFT 'Halo' video reached $200 million in sales on the first day of its release, a record for video games. Stoned college kids and the unemployed around the world FINALLY have something to be happy about. Couche-Tard is going hostile in its bid for Casey's CASY, as it wants the convenience store operator badly. It said it was willing to raise its $38.50 per share offer for the company. Many expect that if Couche-Tard does not win Casey's, it will go after Kwik-E-Mart Corporation, and name Dr. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon its CEO. Here is a picture of the aforementioned Nahasapeemapetilon.