Zings Of The day (JNJ, GS)

Johnson & Johnson JNJ signed a consent decree with the FDA to put three manufacturing plants under years of tight regulatory scrutiny. Something tells me internal sales of Tylenol are about to skyrocket.

Blockbuster agreed to sell itself to a group of hedge funds, avoiding liquidation. I really hope this means I don't have to pay those annoying late fees for Signs. I was one hour late and the kid just refused to help me out. C'mon man.

Goldman Sachs Group GS said it has its own plan for dividing up billions of dollars of Lehman Brothers' Holdings assets. The plan is entitled, "Heads I Win, Tails You Lose: The Goldman Way."