Zings Of The Day (BBBY)

Bed Bath and Beyond Inc BBBY shares jumped higher today, after the company said it beat earnings estimates, and reported better than expected guidance. This is because "Frank the Tank" went there on a nice little Saturday. President Obama, Speaker Boehner, and Senate Majority Leader Reid all continue to meet to avoid a government shutdown. How is a a government shutdown different from any other day? It's not like they get any work done.